Today the exterminator came, (eyelids lowered)now this is not an actual photo of the exTERMINATOR (it might as well be because that jackass that came here was bit fat black and sweaty) The first thing he says is how are you today, so apparently playing the desperate housewife role in his sick fantasy, I say "fine"..to which he responds as his eye's are glued to my ass (this sweaty pig is looking at my ass i know it his body temperature just rose 3 degrees) "You sure are." He asks if i have bedbugs i look him like hellz no! and proceed to tell him the story of our deceased pig of an ex-tenant (she's dead so what!)he proceeds with his fantasy by saying "If i was a bed bug i would be eating you all night long" Yeah he really said that shit(pig or not this guy is a perv but i cant help but blush) Once he;s done with the job i call my father so he can get off my shit and get the hell out of my house. My father comes over here
and immediately catches the idiot drooling over my bent over in the refridgerator. Ha! you simple fool. My dad awkwardly say "hey how you doing, so whats this gonna cost" he replies "me and Nicole will figure that out" (Seriously what kind of perv has his perv thought in front of the father of his object of fantasizing) After that i definitely went back to the living room to avoid him making and even larger ass of himself. After he left i def thought about this porn i saw he must have seen it to...too bad so sad not gonna happen not on this planet of planet bitchy. (I'm far too fabulous to date such a vile creature. *toilet paper stuck to my slipper*)
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